Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Sydney via the gor, princess hwy and the pch + blue mountains

Last Friday I rented a car with 4 of my English friends from the hostel Sean & Adam (who are friends traveling together), and James & Dan (same), prepared to take the Great Ocean Road by storm (hereafter "gor"). Our mission: to see the supposedly infamous 12 Apostles. This was my first time driving on the right (hereafter "wrong") side of the car and the left side of the road, and I was pretty nervous, especially because in Melbourne there are these things called "hook turns" where, because of the trams that occupy the middle lanes, you can only turn right from the left hand lane. Which is just confusing on so many levels. The car itself is really nice, it's a statesman or something, 6 cd player and So we make it out of town, and our first stop was this lighthouse that is in some show in England that they wanted to see, and at first I didnt want to stop, but I'm so glad I did. It was beautiful. I'll have to link to the facebook picture once Adam puts them up.


So for the most part, the day went without incident... well at one point I turned right across traffic and went to the right side of the divider, subsequently casing a chourus of screeches I didnt think possible from the male population. We also stopped in Apollo bay for some pretty rockin' fish n chips, english style... delicious fresh caught from the bay. We spent all of about 30 minutes at the 12 Apostles, snapped some photos and ran back to the car.. it was freakishly cold at that point and none of us were prepared. We went back home, but not before we tested the size of the boot (trunk) by putting Sean inside. Again, photos to come.


Saturday I had to wake up early to tear myself away from warm covers and cuddle, to pack all my shit and checkout of the hostel. I didn't leave 'til about 2pm, and I drove straight through to Malcoota... a sweet little town on the coast. The drive between was amazing, straight up Rain Forrest and National Parks. It was beautiful, until it got dark and I was exhausted from driving all day and low on gas... yea wasn't as fun then. Next day, the drive was much more relaxed. I stopped in Eden, which is aptly named. My first stop on the Sapphire Coast, also a proper name as the water is brilliantly clear, blue and just plain pretty. Clean sand and deserted beaches, small town and yummy fish n chips! Bermie was more of a disappointment, So I passed through Quickly. Milton had a good lollie shop, and then I stopped in Jervis Bay. All the acomodation was *conveniently* booked solid, so this was the night I was to sleep in the car. Lucky for me I rented a statesman (cheapest car in Hertz! surprisingly) so I had plenty of room. I found a pub and parked in the corner, went in and had a pint and pretended to be interested in the footie match (mel v per) (10 minutes for me to piece together that it was Melbourne v Perth). These 3 fogies were playing pool, and were pissed as hell, and invited me to play doubles. OF COURSE, says I. I'll wipe the floor with you. Wipe the floor we did, but not thanks to me, and anyone who has ever played any bar games with me knows how much bigger my bark is compared to my bite :)

After long discussions of Obama, world politics, views of Americans and Americas role in the world (also one dude's non-pc rant about how the aboriginals should be wiped completely from Australia... not the group consensus but we democratically allowed him to have his say), I called it a night. They insisted on coming the next morning to pick me up for breakfast on their boat, since I refused housing for the night, and to my surprise they came for me around 10am then next morning. A few beers and some baked beans later, I heard their 'night before' stories... the racist fell through the floor trampoline when he stumbled on the boat, and fell into the water, while the couple parked their dingy too close to the boat so when the tide came up the engine sunk. HA! Hilarity.

Left Jervis after some address exchanges, on my way to Woolongong. Boring. Was supposed to meet up with Alexis' friend who as it turns out wasn't in town that day, so I planned the rest of my trip up to Brisbane. Most of it ended up getting cut once I looked at a whole map of Australia... you guys I've only nicked the bottom half! I need to get a move on. Instead of going to Sydney right away, I took a trip to the Blue Mountains, which were gorgeous. Came to Sydenty last night, and have been enjoying it so far! MUch cleaner than expected, and prettier. Except for Bondi. Skip Bondi if you have the chance.

Well running out of time so I hope this wasnt too much of a rant. Miss you all and hope to be better about updating.

xxx


Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Melbourne


(I've been terrible with writing, keeping in touch, and updates in general, so this is everything I can think of before I forget. I might add more as things come to me.)

SOME Highlights of my time here in Melbourne are included, but not limited to:

- Polish Bouncer ridiculing me with the following: "Tell me, why are Americans so stupid?" He wasn't excluding present company. Apparently, this video is the source for every non-American's view of the good ole U.S. of A.;

- Aforementioned bouncer unable to name 10 states in the USA (He was able to produce the following: Utah, California, Florida, East Virginia, West Virginia, Chicago, and New Orleans);

- 50,000 people dressed head to toe in white for Sensation on NYE;

- 4 seasons in one day, everyday;

- Being told I have a lovely accent, and being the only American for miles;

- Learning about cricket/ pretending to care about cricket;

- Seeing a wild kangaroo (it was roadkill, but still, I will see one with a pulse eventually);

- learning to look right when crossing the road, without the nifty London precautions spray-painted on the ground for  foreigners' convenience; 

- GOON;

- Hearing my British friend's story of how he learned Father Christmas wasn't real: "I heard a loud noise downstairs, and when I came out of my room I saw my dad had fallen down proper pissed at the bottom of the stairs, in a pile of presents. It now makes sense why we put out bourbon and meat pie instead of cookies." 

- Spilling a beer on a banker my  first night waitressing at a chic lounge... oops;

- Moonlight cinema in the Botanical Gardens, with the bats across the sky right at sunset; 

- The picturesque beaches; 

- Learning to say Mel-bin; 

- Introducing travelers to Dave Chappelle's Killing Them Softly, and watching it with them and thus reliving the first time experience; 

- Cooking for 25 people in the hostel for family night (they liked it!);

- Christmas dinner at a traveler's house in the 'burbs, with 15 people and homemade Pimms; 

- Highly advertised hangover magic cure pills, in movie previews and on TV all the time;

- Bouncers at the Bottle Shops (liquor stores) after hours, and yours truly being turned away... Subsequently arguing my right to purchase goon and go home to drink if I feel like it, and who the hell are you that you can *magically* discern my B.A.C. from way over there? You're just a doorman, doorman! Doorman! Doorman! DOORMAN! 

- Hearing the Obama acceptance speech mashed over a techno song at Sensation on NYE, and the crowd (of 50,000) going nuts.

- Watching the original Batman movie from the 60's with 4 Dutch guys... priceless. 

Anyway. I have been here a month, have been working sporadically at a lounge, making some monies, and enjoying the city. Met many quality people, of course. French, German, Dutch,  Belgium, English, Australian, Canadian, Austrian, Italian... amazing. I am ready to get on the road, though, I'll be leaving on Saturday to drive up the East Coast, ending my trip in Port Douglas. I plan to take about a month to do so, then off to New Zealand. Pretty much hopping my way back up to Thailand, where my return flight leaves from. Ill be back by the end of May, in time for Alexis' wedding in SB! 

Miss you all very much, and I was so glad to hear from everyone over the holidays, especially when my grandma passed away. It was tough being far away from home - and alone - during a time of loss. It's nice to feel the love from the other side of the world, it certainly made it easier to get through. Thanks :o) 

Much love to you all.

xx